Cyber Bananas

Hacking, an intensely physical activity, becomes difficult if you suffer from constant muscle cramping. Wave goodbye to aches and pains with Cyber Bananas, now infused with performance-enhancing potassium which can increase your typing speeds to 175 WPM!

• Produces aggressive red blood cells, perfect for network intrusion

• Metabolise fats and carbohydrates directly into raw hacking energy

• Remove unwanted file bloating from your liver and kidneys

• Naturally generate more filesystem collagen, the kernel protein which holds your systems together

• Added serotonin for happier hacking