Cyber Bananas

Hacking, an intensely physical activity, becomes difficult if you suffer from constant muscle cramping. Wave goodbye to aches and pains with Cyber Bananas, now infused with performance-enhancing potassium which can increase your typing speeds to 175 WPM!
 
Produces aggressive red blood cells, perfect for network intrusion
 
Metabolise fats and carbohydrates directly into raw hacking energy
 
Remove unwanted file bloating from your liver and kidneys
 
Naturally generate more filesystem collagen, the kernel protein which holds your systems together
 
Added serotonin for happier hacking